Beastly Monstrosities
(of the unscrupulous cut-throat variety)
Look at the lot of you, you depraved sadists, you school yard bullies, grappling your way up the totem in your diabolic endeavor. Stepping on anyone you can to prop yourself up ever higher. Will you ever reach the top?
You want to join the forces of the leet. First-class boss in the big leagues. Savor the sweet elixer of power. You relish in your cut-throat dog-eat-dog theatre of competition. Lying, cheating, and backstabbing. Gossiping, belittling, and shit-talking. A bunch of piranhas you are. Vicious fiends eager to feast upon feeble delicacies.
You wear your mask and you wear it well. You surround yourself in your fortress and beat on your chest, knowing with certainty that you're the best. You're proving your beastly worthiness. Worthy of the ferocious jungle without a care. Lewd, crude, and perverse. You revel in your flippant style. You come off gentle like a blood stained ax. The very hardened heart of trolldom.
That said, I appreciate good trolls. Thanks for keeping it entertaining.
